Last night, I cheated. On my diet that is. Not only did I throw back a couple of beers with Thumb Head (that's my bald husband) but I also had some snacks. Thumb Head had purchased a small bag of "2nd Degree Burn, Fiery Buffalo" Doritos. He challenged me: Bet you can't eat more than two!
Well, I love challenges - especially with food. So like an idiot, I had three chips then I waited. In about ten seconds, I yelled, "Holy Shit, that's hot."
What was I thinking? My husband LOVES spicy food. When a waiter asks how spicy he wants his curry, wings or salsa, he'll answer, "Kill Me." If he thinks these chips are spicy then I should have known better than to accept his challenge.
I suppose Doritos could use the challenge as a marketing campaign. It would be the opposite of Pringles' "Bet you can't eat just one".
Bet you can't eat more than two.