That's okay because I never quite fell back to sleep. It's kind of hard when I'm squished between your splayed out limbs and daddy's farting ass.
And that's why I was in such a fantastic mood this morning. Fantastic. I only had to yell at you boys, what, ten times maybe?
All the parenting advice columns say I should walk you back to your bed. But obviously, they're insane. Or they don't have actual children. When a person isn't sleep deprived, they say the darnedest things. Plus, they don't get to wake up to this:
|The Space Invader|