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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Death By Salmon

Never again, will I buy salmon from the supermarket. I had such bad food poisoning last night, I was ready to crawl into my grave. Funny thing is, my family had the same piece of fish and they were fine - guess it's just my luck.

It's been a while since something's put me totally out of commission. Even my worst hangover didn't cripple me so much that I couldn't get out of bed. I AM IN HELL! Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy, or Lady Gaga even. Then again, I heard she doesn't eat. That's probably the only good thing about continuous puking is, I've lost two pounds - yippee!

Okay, gonna go hug the toilet now.

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