When Zuki sees himself on camera, he goes ape shit.
Just this morning he asked, "You know what would make the "Lord Of The Rings" trilogy so great?"
"If they had ME in it."
It's in his blood. He's going to be famous. Like Matthew McConaughey or Michael Phelps - successful, somewhat worthy, not displeasing to the eye but very...very...self absorbed.
We went shopping at Associated supermarket. To give you an idea, this chain is like "Alcatraz against shoplifters," so there's cameras everywhere. Then they display those images on 50 inch plasma flat screens - to get every inch of the fat asses that pass by, I'm sure.
But for Zuki?
This is like his audition to "American Idol." He gets a whiff of himself on screen - plus a little disco background music to boot - and this is what he does.
I pride myself on the fact that I also got Samu grabbing his crotch and telling me ALL about this friggin' snack he bought (with Grammy) at this supermarket.
Perhaps he'll start a Fight Club.