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Thursday, July 12, 2012

My Future With Matthew McConaughey

Disclaimer - I thought the movie would change from wide screen to...not wide screen but it didn't. So, I'm sorry for being a Dumb Ass. i-Phone...sometimes, you suck.

When Zuki sees himself on camera, he goes ape shit.

Just this morning he asked, "You know what would make the "Lord Of The Rings" trilogy so great?"

Silence.

"If they had ME in it."

It's in his blood. He's going to be famous. Like Matthew McConaughey or Michael Phelps - successful, somewhat worthy, not displeasing to the eye but very...very...self absorbed.

We went shopping at Associated supermarket. To give you an idea, this chain is like "Alcatraz against shoplifters," so there's cameras everywhere. Then they display those images on 50 inch plasma flat screens - to get every inch of the fat asses that pass by, I'm sure.

But for Zuki?

This is like his audition to "American Idol." He gets a whiff of himself on screen - plus a little disco background music to boot - and this is what he does.


I pride myself on the fact that I also got Samu grabbing his crotch and telling me ALL about this friggin' snack he bought (with Grammy) at this supermarket.

Damned Consumer.

Perhaps he'll start a Fight Club.

14 comments:

  1. Best video ever. He's totally gonna be famous.
    And SCORE on the bonus Samu crotch grab!

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    1. Just to show that that habit starts early!

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  2. I'm sending Noah immediately. They can start a boy band. And maybe Noah will get an accent.

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    1. Well the only way to teach a New York accent is to add a few colorful words - like having your own Robert DiNiro.

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  3. Oh, Nami! I was bowling over in laughter watching this...tears were running down my face! I can't wait to see Zuki in the big lights! :) x

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    1. Yeah, me too. I just hope he has his clothes on.

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  4. I think our boys could be on America's Got Talent together. And win.

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    1. Winning is better than losing. Plus, that's four less Smoochers we have to worry about.

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  5. Love it! So totally going to be famous. :) I apologize for my absence recently. I have been trying to find your blog again. I'm back!

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    1. So glad you came by, Cheryl! Did you bring your single dollar bills?

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  6. Hahaha he rocks for sure! Love it :D Hope you guys are doing well. Sorry I haven't been on your blog in ages. Still love your witty words tho!

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    1. Thanks for the compliments and for stopping by!

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  7. Where did he learn those moves???? hahahahaha!

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    1. Believe it or not, from a classmate at school. All the boys dance like that. Weird, right?

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