Starting today, we have to travel into Manhattan every-friggin-day for Zuki's speech and language program. Supposedly, it'll help him with his learning issues and it's covered by insurance, so the only harrowing part of the arrangement is, I have to entertain the crotch-grabbing-nipple-obssessing-foul-mouthed-midget (a.k.a. Samu) for the hour that Zuki is in session.
Today wasn't so bad - then again, it's just day one.
I decided to take him to the playground across the street. On the way there, he announced to the world, "I gotta take a PISSsss."
I told him to hold it until we got to the restroom and his response (again, to the world) was, "But it's an emergency, so I can PISSsss on the street, right?"
He likes that word, therefore he says with unbridled enthusiasm: PISSssss......
My plan is to use these afternoons for exploration - be their "tour guide" of sorts. I feel like Sacagawea explaining the obvious to two numbskulls in Washington Square Park.
|Lewis and Clark explore Washington Sq. Park lunch crowd|
"Can we go listen to that lady over there playing the drums?"
"Zuki....that's a banjo."
"Oh, how 'bout that guy over there playing the drums?"
"Zuki...that's a guitar."
|Greenwich Village Pizza (made by Mexicans)|
At least they didn't ask for a fork and a knife to eat their Greenwich Village pizza. I would've had to get all Jon Stewart on them if they did.
|The Daily Show with Jon Stewart||Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c|
|Me Lover's Pizza with Crazy Broad|