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Monday, April 30, 2012

Space Invader

Thank you, Samu for waking me up at 5:12 am to climb into my bed. By that time, I was sound asleep after dealing with daddy stealing all the covers at 4:07 am. Luckily, the little throw blanket at the foot of the bed was cozy and warm. Naturally, you stole it for the remainder of my slumber.

That's okay because I never quite fell back to sleep. It's kind of hard when I'm squished between your splayed out limbs and daddy's farting ass.

And that's why I was in such a fantastic mood this morning. Fantastic. I only had to yell at you boys, what, ten times maybe?

All the parenting advice columns say I should walk you back to your bed. But obviously, they're insane. Or they don't have actual children. When a person isn't sleep deprived, they say the darnedest things. Plus, they don't get to wake up to this:

The Space Invader

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12 comments:

  1. Ellen WontonMay 1, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    Mine invades my space all the time too! Pick myself up and walk him back to bed? Ha... Haa...

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    1. GravyMay 1, 2012 at 2:05 PM

      They should just tell us to get a bigger bed and skip the fairy-parenting! Honestly.

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  2. AnonymousMay 2, 2012 at 1:28 AM

    Very cute space invader! Ayana Rhys, the baby, does it all the time too. :)

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    1. GravyMay 5, 2012 at 10:57 AM

      It'll be a sad day when they stop, I suppose.

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  3. AnonymousMay 3, 2012 at 10:51 AM

    You only yelled 10 times? I do that on a full 8 hours.

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    1. GravyMay 5, 2012 at 10:58 AM

      It's like snoring, right? You don't even realize you're doing it.

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  4. michelleMay 6, 2012 at 11:59 PM

    Over the last 3.5 years, I've learned to sleep blanketless on one square inch of bed with an arm or foot or {insert other appendage here} across my face. It's kinda impressive, really.
    Parenting advice columnists can suck it.

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    1. GravyJune 2, 2012 at 9:38 AM

      Sorry Michelle, I missed your visit here - yes, Parenting Advice is evil...and useless. Just like Lamaze classes.

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  5. Diplo_DaddyMay 10, 2012 at 4:24 AM

    That's a priceless picture, Namzola! Show that one to his girlfriend(s) in a few years.

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  6. UnknownMay 31, 2012 at 9:35 PM

    I love the picture! I sleep with a farting husband and 2 farting dogs.....I feel your pain!

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